The Ninjas
I woke up this morning and everything was different,
Something was strange in the air,
I woke up this morning and everything was different,
I knew that the Ninjas had been there.
I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser,
Behind the bed, but nothing could be found,
There was nothing left behind them, nowhere I could find them,
No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground.
The Ninjas are deadly and silent,
They’re also unspeakably violent,
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please,
And sometimes they vacation in Ireland.
The Ninjas are deadly and silent,
They’re also unspeakably violent,
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please,
And if you tear off their masks, they’ll be smilin’.
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.” — Johnny Depp